| Subject: | Re: [RESOGUIT-L]to magnetize chicks or to not magnetize | | Date: | , April 5, 2007 20:41:50 (+0200) | | From: | don.hergert <don.hergert @.......net>
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Actually, my two sons would agree with you. They try not to mention the word
banjo in public, for fear of being involuntarily sterilized. They tell their
close friends they were adopted, and their mother cooperates with this. When
people ask about their father playing the banjo, they simply say "don't ask,
don't tell"...
I'm afraid my playing the Dobro hasn't helped.
Best,
-- Don
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lh@lennieharvey.com wrote:
>
> I think they just installed a new 10 mile long particle accelerator at
the
> CERN laboratory in Switzerland, this apparently uses a magnet so
powerful
> that once they have finished working out how all the fundamental
particles
> that make up the universe hang together, they are going to attach a
banjo
> player to one end and see if they can attract a chick.
>
> I'm going to start a petition against this experiment, figuring that if
> banjo players ever manage to breed it could spell the end of
civilisation
> as we know it. The planet can cope with a small percentage of genetic
> throwbacks as longer as they are rendered neutered by their noxious
> noises....
>
> :-)
>
> Sorry I couldn't resist
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