Some people just do not respect the wisdom of the list. It is well
established, through much trial and error (crustacean and otherwise) that
the only rubber band that works is the blue one that comes with organic
broccoli. Sheesh. If you want to chow down on a mandibulate arthropod for
dinner, go right ahead, but don't try to write it off on your taxes as a
business expense, like new strings (or like ding repair, when you use the
wrong rubber band and drop the bar on your dobro).
Betty
On 21 Jun 2007 21:21:45 +0200, tower.op@verizon.net <tower.op@verizon.net>
wrote:
>
> Tom, you have inspired me to observe that, while we also have broccoli on
> the Right Coast, we have something you don't have over there on the Left
> Coast: lobsters with big claws. I now have to go buy a lobster for dinner
> to find out if a lobster band will fit around my Stevens Steel.
>
> Richie, as soon as I have finished my lobster, I'll send you one of the
> bands, seeing as you live a bit inland...
>
> Steve Bartlett
> Subbing for Richie in the Barb Department
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